Never say you don't get presents, son
Never say you don't get presents, son
Use this fucking slut
Swallow, count and repeat
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
I've been missing out
Pick your favorite, daddy!
I love your ideas, honey
Don't let it slip out again!
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Solid presentation prep, boss
I'll help you get up, baby
Is this a serious talk, mom?
Only one thing can get done around her